Meditations on a Debate Tournament

Theories of Translation:
1) "Nipun, I changed your name out of love... And imperialism."
2) "E pluribus unum": That's like an orgy, right?

Theories of a Winning Smile:
Stop giving him things.

Theories of Credibility and Rhetorical Adaptation:
Colonel Sanders has ethos when it comes to chicken, but I don't know about other debate topics.

Peep Toes

George: I don't think I want to wear them.

Fashionable Interlocuter: Patent leather peep toes? You could totally rock them. They say "George."

George: No, they say "Back Pain."

On Nutrition

Soup is the future of the present.

On Freedom

(Interlocutor who is a Democrat and in the Army)

That's not surprising, you can be a Democrat and love this country too.

On Challenges (not so much On Math)

I'd say it's a catch-22 but it's 3 and a half times more annoying than that so I'm calling it a catch-77

On Dating

Getting invited up for coffee is great because even if everything goes wrong, there's still free coffee.

Email

George sighting? George devotee? George quotation?

imwithgeorge@gmail.com

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