Guest Observation: On Courtship

Rural Interlocutor: It's not your job to protect his teenage angst ridden heart... it's your job to fuck bitches and get money.

On History

What is with 1967? Why is everyone obsessed with that year?

On Status Quo

That's like saying George stop being loud or George stop having great hair... it's not going to happen.

On Friendship

That's giving me carte blanche to demean you.

Guest Observation: On Telling it like it Is.

George: Actually, I find an early Teddy Roosevelt sexy.
Palindromic Interlocutor: George would want Teddy because he wants a lover who speaks softly and carries a big stick.

On Sexy Time

1: Just because you bang things doesn't make it sexual.

2: There's a correlation, a correlation I would like to have sex with.

On Patriotism

Americans are on a never ending quest for more jobs and lower taxes. Eventually what we really want is communism!

Meditations on Ethos

Guest Interlocutor, after witnessing a friend's giddy reaction to some New York cowboys: "I need to get a horse. You don't need to know how to dance if you have a horse."

On Challenges (not so much On Math)

I'd say it's a catch-22 but it's 3 and a half times more annoying than that so I'm calling it a catch-77