Joe Camel is the Egyptian Fonz.

Long-term Love

Enlightened Interlocutor: There's nothing like sloughing clumps of hair to keep a marriage rockin.

George: If a marriage is a-rockin... I'm not gonna finish the phrase.

On Expertise

Earnest (most likely former debater) Interlocuter: “The moral challenge for any epistemic conception of political authority is to let truth be the guide without illegitimately privileging the opinions of any putative experts.”

Fashionable Interlocuter: "Yeah. Good luck with that."

Guest Observation: On Courtship

Rural Interlocutor: It's not your job to protect his teenage angst ridden heart... it's your job to fuck bitches and get money.

Guest Observation: On Telling it like it Is.

George: Actually, I find an early Teddy Roosevelt sexy.
Palindromic Interlocutor: George would want Teddy because he wants a lover who speaks softly and carries a big stick.

Cajun Cooking

Fashionable Interlocutor: "I can get 150 lbs of live crawfish shipped to me for the low, low price of $643.50."

Delicious Platonist: "Gross and scary."

On George

Palindromic Interlocutor: I'll never be drunk enough to understand what you just said.

Alec Baldwin's Resurrection

Delicious Platonist on Jack Donaghy: He's the Prince of Non-Committal Grunts.

Guest Observation: On Sexy Time

Guest Interlocutor: It's not like the clitoris has armor.

Meditations on Ethos

Guest Interlocutor, after witnessing a friend's giddy reaction to some New York cowboys: "I need to get a horse. You don't need to know how to dance if you have a horse."

Baggage Claims

Because this blog is dedicated to painfully perceptive observations on the world around us, we feel free to include guest input from time to time. We are still, of course, with George.

Hannah: "I think luggage is inherently not-so-ninja."