Joe Camel is the Egyptian Fonz.

Patiently-Waiting-to-Play-Left-For-Dead-2 Interlocutor: Do you play X-box games? George: I only have a PS3. I can't afford two consoles like rich Uncle PennyBags over here.

On Vs for Vendetta

Oh, look! It's Hipster Politics... Fucking kill me, Wachowski brothers. Kill me in the face.

Long-term Love

Enlightened Interlocutor: There's nothing like sloughing clumps of hair to keep a marriage rockin.

George: If a marriage is a-rockin... I'm not gonna finish the phrase.

On Academic Imagination

I feel like you've done a good job of balancing between analyzing things and... football.

On Self-Inflicted Character Assassination

Palindromic Interlocuter: Goddammit, Google. Work better!
Taco Bell-eating Interlocuter: You should use Bing.
Palindromic Interlocutor: Bing sucks.
Fashionable Interlocutor: Hannah is very emphatic.
Palindromic Interlocutor: More like irrational. And rage-y.

On Ridiculous Conversations

George: Your computer needs to get Windows 7.
Palindromic Interlocutor: Your computer needs to suck my computer's dick.

(Pause)

George: So your computer is a man?
Palindromic Interlocutor: My computer can WANG your computer.

(Pause)

George: All this talk about wanging today is just making me uncomfortable.