Socio-Linguist George

George: In some language, the word for embarrassment and opportunity is the same.
James: It would be cool if you knew the language.
George: Yes. Yes, it would.

On Wheel of Fortune

Never underestimate the number of old people that still exist.

On Friendship

That's giving me carte blanche to demean you.

On Patriotism

Americans are on a never ending quest for more jobs and lower taxes. Eventually what we really want is communism!

In Rhetoric Class

No. I'm just labeling it more derisively.

What is phronesis? It sounds like something House would diagnose.

On Drama

There aren't just problems in my life; there are varying degrees of crisis.