Socio-Linguist George

George: In some language, the word for embarrassment and opportunity is the same.
James: It would be cool if you knew the language.
George: Yes. Yes, it would.

Over-Teaing It

George: "I'm hoping this Earl Grey will do the trick."

Definitive Interlocutor: "That isn't Earl Grey; it's black tea."

George: "Well. Whatever. I like it. Especially the black part."

(Pause)

George: "I wonder if I am over-teaing it."