Joe Camel is the Egyptian Fonz.

On Adjudication

A lot of things have already been covered which is why I'm going into Demo mode.

Patiently-Waiting-to-Play-Left-For-Dead-2 Interlocutor: Do you play X-box games? George: I only have a PS3. I can't afford two consoles like rich Uncle PennyBags over here.

Digital Humanities

Recently, I realized the Internet is stupider than I give it credit for.

Life Lessons

Kanye is not known for his teeth.

Inquisitive Interlocutor: Do you read the Huffington Post?
Enlightened Interlocutor: You mean the HuffPo?
Controversy-loving Interlocutor: Don't call it the Huffpo.
George: And don't call it the Huffington Post. And don't read it.

Monday Morning Analysis

My life is just a series of wasted time and bad decisions.