On Vs for Vendetta

Oh, look! It's Hipster Politics... Fucking kill me, Wachowski brothers. Kill me in the face.

Time-Space Continuum?

I was Irish eventually.

Long-term Love

Enlightened Interlocutor: There's nothing like sloughing clumps of hair to keep a marriage rockin.

George: If a marriage is a-rockin... I'm not gonna finish the phrase.

On Academic Imagination

I feel like you've done a good job of balancing between analyzing things and... football.

On Getting Back in Touch with People That You Miss

I am equally, if not more, happy that you are also not dead.

On New Jersey

Why are you in New Jersey? Did New York exile you for fear of leading a possible revolution?

On Self-Inflicted Character Assassination

Palindromic Interlocuter: Goddammit, Google. Work better!
Taco Bell-eating Interlocuter: You should use Bing.
Palindromic Interlocutor: Bing sucks.
Fashionable Interlocutor: Hannah is very emphatic.
Palindromic Interlocutor: More like irrational. And rage-y.