Life Lessons

Kanye is not known for his teeth.

Inquisitive Interlocutor: Do you read the Huffington Post?
Enlightened Interlocutor: You mean the HuffPo?
Controversy-loving Interlocutor: Don't call it the Huffpo.
George: And don't call it the Huffington Post. And don't read it.

Monday Morning Analysis

My life is just a series of wasted time and bad decisions.

The Personality that Saved France

I think people react to you in much the same way the Germans reacted when they saw the troops storming the beaches at Normandy.

On Fine Dining

I'm going to have to go Beast Mode on these ribs and steak.

Over-Teaing It

George: "I'm hoping this Earl Grey will do the trick."

Definitive Interlocutor: "That isn't Earl Grey; it's black tea."

George: "Well. Whatever. I like it. Especially the black part."

(Pause)

George: "I wonder if I am over-teaing it."

On Vs for Vendetta

Oh, look! It's Hipster Politics... Fucking kill me, Wachowski brothers. Kill me in the face.