On Fine Dining

I'm going to have to go Beast Mode on these ribs and steak.

Over-Teaing It

George: "I'm hoping this Earl Grey will do the trick."

Definitive Interlocutor: "That isn't Earl Grey; it's black tea."

George: "Well. Whatever. I like it. Especially the black part."

(Pause)

George: "I wonder if I am over-teaing it."