Meditations on a Debate Tournament

Theories of Translation:
1) "Nipun, I changed your name out of love... And imperialism."
2) "E pluribus unum": That's like an orgy, right?

Theories of a Winning Smile:
Stop giving him things.

Theories of Credibility and Rhetorical Adaptation:
Colonel Sanders has ethos when it comes to chicken, but I don't know about other debate topics.

Peep Toes

George: I don't think I want to wear them.

Fashionable Interlocuter: Patent leather peep toes? You could totally rock them. They say "George."

George: No, they say "Back Pain."

On Nutrition

Soup is the future of the present.

On Freedom

(Interlocutor who is a Democrat and in the Army)

That's not surprising, you can be a Democrat and love this country too.

On Challenges (not so much On Math)

I'd say it's a catch-22 but it's 3 and a half times more annoying than that so I'm calling it a catch-77

On Dating

Getting invited up for coffee is great because even if everything goes wrong, there's still free coffee.

Email

George sighting? George devotee? George quotation?

imwithgeorge@gmail.com

Please direct all questions, comments, marriage proposals, goat bleatings here.

Pot Calling the Kettle George

Interlocutor: "The first step is admitting you have a problem."

George: "No, the first step is to stop having the problem and annoying the crap out of all of us."

On Witty Repartee

George: "Can you please stop saying vaguely insulting things about me in my presence?"

Interlocutor: "Would you rather I say directly insulting things about you in your presence?"

George: "Yes."

On Noverbal Negation

I will squint at you derisively.

On Politics

My hair is a polarizing issue.

Hittin' on the Ladies

Remember the cardinal rule: It's better to look like a pervert searching for a threesome than to look like a cheap fuck.

On Coffee

It's not an addiction if it makes you awesome.

I'm with George

This is a blog dedicated to the painfully perceptive commentary of our friend, George. We are going to catalogue his statements as we go because we think you ought to be privy to them, as well.

The first one is an oldie but a goodie:
"You summarily dismissed my arguments with the truth."