Guest Observation: On Courtship

Rural Interlocutor: It's not your job to protect his teenage angst ridden heart... it's your job to fuck bitches and get money.

On George

Palindromic Interlocutor: I'll never be drunk enough to understand what you just said.

Peep Toes

George: I don't think I want to wear them.

Fashionable Interlocuter: Patent leather peep toes? You could totally rock them. They say "George."

George: No, they say "Back Pain."

On Witty Repartee

George: "Can you please stop saying vaguely insulting things about me in my presence?"

Interlocutor: "Would you rather I say directly insulting things about you in your presence?"

George: "Yes."