The Virtues and Limitations of Advice

If women want to give me sex advice they should have sex with me first.

Guest Observation: On Courtship

Rural Interlocutor: It's not your job to protect his teenage angst ridden heart... it's your job to fuck bitches and get money.

On Canada

George: Is there a Tim Horton's in your town?
Palindromic Interlocutor: Yes.
George: Then you're from Canada.

Guest Observation: On Telling it like it Is.

George: Actually, I find an early Teddy Roosevelt sexy.
Palindromic Interlocutor: George would want Teddy because he wants a lover who speaks softly and carries a big stick.

Guest(s) Observation: On Lewd Co-mments

Palindromic Interlocutor: How do I make it bigger?
Ammoral Interlocutor: Touch it.
--Awkward pause--
PI: Stop looking at me!
AI: Actually, that would do it too.

On George

Palindromic Interlocutor: I'll never be drunk enough to understand what you just said.

Baggage Claims

Because this blog is dedicated to painfully perceptive observations on the world around us, we feel free to include guest input from time to time. We are still, of course, with George.

Hannah: "I think luggage is inherently not-so-ninja."

On Nutrition

Soup is the future of the present.