Inquisitive Interlocutor: Do you read the Huffington Post?
Enlightened Interlocutor: You mean the HuffPo?
Controversy-loving Interlocutor: Don't call it the Huffpo.
George: And don't call it the Huffington Post. And don't read it.

Over-Teaing It

George: "I'm hoping this Earl Grey will do the trick."

Definitive Interlocutor: "That isn't Earl Grey; it's black tea."

George: "Well. Whatever. I like it. Especially the black part."

(Pause)

George: "I wonder if I am over-teaing it."

On New Jersey

Why are you in New Jersey? Did New York exile you for fear of leading a possible revolution?

On Self-Inflicted Character Assassination

Palindromic Interlocuter: Goddammit, Google. Work better!
Taco Bell-eating Interlocuter: You should use Bing.
Palindromic Interlocutor: Bing sucks.
Fashionable Interlocutor: Hannah is very emphatic.
Palindromic Interlocutor: More like irrational. And rage-y.

On Ridiculous Conversations

George: Your computer needs to get Windows 7.
Palindromic Interlocutor: Your computer needs to suck my computer's dick.

(Pause)

George: So your computer is a man?
Palindromic Interlocutor: My computer can WANG your computer.

(Pause)

George: All this talk about wanging today is just making me uncomfortable.

On Questionable Interjections

Fashionable Interlocutor: "Can you give me a minute? I'm still trying to recover from being wanged..."

On Expertise

Earnest (most likely former debater) Interlocuter: “The moral challenge for any epistemic conception of political authority is to let truth be the guide without illegitimately privileging the opinions of any putative experts.”

Fashionable Interlocuter: "Yeah. Good luck with that."

On Opinions

Obviously it's not to your taste because I assume you have bad taste.

On Perspective

Fashionable Interlocutor: Yes, Yes. But monsters kill things.

Mindful Participant: So do heroes.

On Canada

George: Is there a Tim Horton's in your town?
Palindromic Interlocutor: Yes.
George: Then you're from Canada.

Guest Observation: On Telling it like it Is.

George: Actually, I find an early Teddy Roosevelt sexy.
Palindromic Interlocutor: George would want Teddy because he wants a lover who speaks softly and carries a big stick.

On Sexy Time

1: Just because you bang things doesn't make it sexual.

2: There's a correlation, a correlation I would like to have sex with.

Cajun Cooking

Fashionable Interlocutor: "I can get 150 lbs of live crawfish shipped to me for the low, low price of $643.50."

Delicious Platonist: "Gross and scary."

In Rhetoric Class

No. I'm just labeling it more derisively.

What is phronesis? It sounds like something House would diagnose.

Alec Baldwin's Resurrection

Delicious Platonist on Jack Donaghy: He's the Prince of Non-Committal Grunts.