Patiently-Waiting-to-Play-Left-For-Dead-2 Interlocutor: Do you play X-box games? George: I only have a PS3. I can't afford two consoles like rich Uncle PennyBags over here.

Time-Space Continuum?

I was Irish eventually.

On Opinions

Obviously it's not to your taste because I assume you have bad taste.

On Wheel of Fortune

Never underestimate the number of old people that still exist.

On Drama

There aren't just problems in my life; there are varying degrees of crisis.

Meditations on a Debate Tournament, Part Two

On the Differences between Worlds and US Policy Debate:
"It seems like we debate, but actually we live in some bizarre parallel universe."