Inquisitive Interlocutor: Do you read the Huffington Post?
Enlightened Interlocutor: You mean the HuffPo?
Controversy-loving Interlocutor: Don't call it the Huffpo.
George: And don't call it the Huffington Post. And don't read it.

Monday Morning Analysis

My life is just a series of wasted time and bad decisions.

Over-Teaing It

George: "I'm hoping this Earl Grey will do the trick."

Definitive Interlocutor: "That isn't Earl Grey; it's black tea."

George: "Well. Whatever. I like it. Especially the black part."

(Pause)

George: "I wonder if I am over-teaing it."