Friendship and Ethics

If you can't be friends with someone who markets tobacco products to 8 year old Asian children, then your standards are too high.

On Status Quo

That's like saying George stop being loud or George stop having great hair... it's not going to happen.

On Friendship

That's giving me carte blanche to demean you.

Alec Baldwin's Resurrection

Delicious Platonist on Jack Donaghy: He's the Prince of Non-Committal Grunts.