The Personality that Saved France

I think people react to you in much the same way the Germans reacted when they saw the troops storming the beaches at Normandy.

On Fine Dining

I'm going to have to go Beast Mode on these ribs and steak.

Over-Teaing It

George: "I'm hoping this Earl Grey will do the trick."

Definitive Interlocutor: "That isn't Earl Grey; it's black tea."

George: "Well. Whatever. I like it. Especially the black part."

(Pause)

George: "I wonder if I am over-teaing it."

On Vs for Vendetta

Oh, look! It's Hipster Politics... Fucking kill me, Wachowski brothers. Kill me in the face.

Time-Space Continuum?

I was Irish eventually.

Long-term Love

Enlightened Interlocutor: There's nothing like sloughing clumps of hair to keep a marriage rockin.

George: If a marriage is a-rockin... I'm not gonna finish the phrase.

On Academic Imagination

I feel like you've done a good job of balancing between analyzing things and... football.