On the NFL Boycotts

I think he might be boycotting the NFL because of his concussions, not a concern for the players.

Dental Hygiene

Wizardly Interlocutor: Why am I putting foreign objects in my mouth? My dentist said, "No!"

Socio-Linguist George

George: In some language, the word for embarrassment and opportunity is the same.
James: It would be cool if you knew the language.
George: Yes. Yes, it would.

On Social Media

I'm gonna send it out to my legion of followers, which is 31 people, including 2 dentists... Neither of whom are my dentist.

On Early Morning Debate Tournament Structure

What. I can't be excited about an integer? For fuck's sake.

Joe Camel is the Egyptian Fonz.

On Adjudication

A lot of things have already been covered which is why I'm going into Demo mode.