Patiently-Waiting-to-Play-Left-For-Dead-2 Interlocutor: Do you play X-box games? George: I only have a PS3. I can't afford two consoles like rich Uncle PennyBags over here.

Digital Humanities

Recently, I realized the Internet is stupider than I give it credit for.

Life Lessons

Kanye is not known for his teeth.

Inquisitive Interlocutor: Do you read the Huffington Post?
Enlightened Interlocutor: You mean the HuffPo?
Controversy-loving Interlocutor: Don't call it the Huffpo.
George: And don't call it the Huffington Post. And don't read it.

Monday Morning Analysis

My life is just a series of wasted time and bad decisions.

The Personality that Saved France

I think people react to you in much the same way the Germans reacted when they saw the troops storming the beaches at Normandy.

On Fine Dining

I'm going to have to go Beast Mode on these ribs and steak.