Ayn Rand Paul

Stephen: They were wearing Rand Paul shirts.
George: Are you sure they weren't Ayn Rand shirts?
James: What's the difference?
George: One of them has a penis. And the other is Rand Paul.

On the NFL Boycotts

I think he might be boycotting the NFL because of his concussions, not a concern for the players.

Dental Hygiene

Wizardly Interlocutor: Why am I putting foreign objects in my mouth? My dentist said, "No!"

Socio-Linguist George

George: In some language, the word for embarrassment and opportunity is the same.
James: It would be cool if you knew the language.
George: Yes. Yes, it would.

On Social Media

I'm gonna send it out to my legion of followers, which is 31 people, including 2 dentists... Neither of whom are my dentist.

On Early Morning Debate Tournament Structure

What. I can't be excited about an integer? For fuck's sake.

Joe Camel is the Egyptian Fonz.

On Adjudication

A lot of things have already been covered which is why I'm going into Demo mode.

Patiently-Waiting-to-Play-Left-For-Dead-2 Interlocutor: Do you play X-box games? George: I only have a PS3. I can't afford two consoles like rich Uncle PennyBags over here.

Digital Humanities

Recently, I realized the Internet is stupider than I give it credit for.

Life Lessons

Kanye is not known for his teeth.

Inquisitive Interlocutor: Do you read the Huffington Post?
Enlightened Interlocutor: You mean the HuffPo?
Controversy-loving Interlocutor: Don't call it the Huffpo.
George: And don't call it the Huffington Post. And don't read it.

Monday Morning Analysis

My life is just a series of wasted time and bad decisions.

The Personality that Saved France

I think people react to you in much the same way the Germans reacted when they saw the troops storming the beaches at Normandy.

On Fine Dining

I'm going to have to go Beast Mode on these ribs and steak.

Over-Teaing It

George: "I'm hoping this Earl Grey will do the trick."

Definitive Interlocutor: "That isn't Earl Grey; it's black tea."

George: "Well. Whatever. I like it. Especially the black part."

(Pause)

George: "I wonder if I am over-teaing it."

On Vs for Vendetta

Oh, look! It's Hipster Politics... Fucking kill me, Wachowski brothers. Kill me in the face.

Time-Space Continuum?

I was Irish eventually.

Long-term Love

Enlightened Interlocutor: There's nothing like sloughing clumps of hair to keep a marriage rockin.

George: If a marriage is a-rockin... I'm not gonna finish the phrase.

On Academic Imagination

I feel like you've done a good job of balancing between analyzing things and... football.